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 spencer wolf

Spencer Wolf, born in Paterson, New Jersey during the city's "silver age", has lived in a number of cities under various names. While possessing a wealth of extraordinary talents in a number of fields, he prefers to obsess over speaking about himself in the third person and to spend his time working on the third installment of his autobiography, "Two Wives Later: Confessions of a Swedish Meatball Junkie "

"His dog is his moral compass," notes Maria Tritoria, Spencer's local florist, " and  his passion for internet dating is unrivaled. "Spencer still has some teeth, and hopes one day to settle happily in the hills with a mail order bride.